Charlie Villanueva is a NBA player you’ve probably never heard of. He’s most famous for being roasted by Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook.
Turns out, they were right. Charlie Villanueva is not in the league.
What is ol’ Charlie up to nowadays? Let’s check his Twitter to find out.
They stole my toilet…… I’m not making this s**t up. Still waiting @DallasPD pic.twitter.com/Go9BP3itSB
— Charlie Villanueva (@CVBelieve) December 20, 2017
Oh. Things are that bad, huh?
I can’t even top the Twitter replies to this, so I won’t try.
Police release sketch of possible suspects pic.twitter.com/4qDtV5cBEU
— Dennis Celery (@UncleDave_) December 20, 2017
wiped you clean, sorry for your loss
— Trent Ockinga (@TrentOckinga) December 20, 2017
It's obvious, your burglars were on the runs.
— Steve (@Meidas_Steve) December 20, 2017
They even took your toilet paper and the vanity mirror.
— ✭✭GoCowboys✭✭ (@BrewMaster_T) December 20, 2017
As of this writing, Charlie’s toilet has not been returned. And he’s still very confused by the whole situation.
I’m still tripping, who steals a toilet? Like why a toilet, 1 toilet @DallasPD still not at my house
— Charlie Villanueva (@CVBelieve) December 20, 2017
I’m still in shock of the things they stole 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ but the one that stand out the most is a toilet…… Bro a toilet, can’t get my mind off that. A toilet….. Wow 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽
— Charlie Villanueva (@CVBelieve) December 20, 2017
Where’s he gonna sit to watch all 82 games now?