Have you heard the term “Milkshake Duck” before? It comes from a tweet made by Twitter user and cartoonist Pixelated Boat this summer.
This phrase resonated with people instantly because it’s humorous and reminds them of reactions to people like Ken Bone, who became beloved for asking the only worthwhile question in a town hall style debate between Clinton and Trump, but who many people cooled on after seeing his Reddit history which showed him as a real person with opinions people both liked and disliked.
So let me tell you about Keaton Jones. Keaton’s mother posted a video to Facebook over the weekend showing Keaton crying about being bullied as she interviewed him, documentary-style.
The video went viral and beame a cause for celebrities, who showered the boy with attention, and, in the case of Chris Evans and Mark Ruffalo, an invitation to the premier of Avengers: Infinity War next year.
Keaton, will you’ve my guest at the Premiere of #InfinityWar too? I think you are about one of the coolest kids I have ever seen! Can’t wait to meet you in person, pal. Forget those ignorant kids. One day, very soon, they are going to feel pretty stupid for this. https://t.co/BqJLxu25GN
— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) December 11, 2017
Evans and Ruffalo weren’t the only celebrities to offer kind words to the distraught young man.
Keaton, I don’t know 1 person that wasn’t bullied growing up & sadly I don’t know many that aren’t bullied still as adults. Bullying has become a part of our culture. As a society we have failed u & those kids bullying u. We need 2 raise the bar w/human decency @ the very least. https://t.co/iO2QaQAcLD
— Kelly Clarkson 🍷💔☀️ (@kellyclarkson) December 11, 2017
Different is special. You’re beautiful Keaton. Inside and out. #IStandWithKeaton https://t.co/I7jTVF3izn
— Gal Gadot (@GalGadot) December 11, 2017
A GoFundMe page for Keaton’s family raised almost $60,000 in just two days, as well, showing an outpouring of love and warmth from the internet at large.
You see where this is going, right? None of you are sitting there going “What does this milkshake duck meme have to do with this poor kid being bullied in school?” are you?
We regret to inform you the bullied kid is racist. Why was Keaton being bullied? It’s allegedly because he was calling black kids the n-word, and his bullying was a reaction to Keaton’s racism. And his mother seems to show no sympathy for other people and has a Facebook history filled with Confederate flags and other general racism, which has lead to a new perspective.
Keaton Jones' tear-filled video about bullying went viral, but Internet detectives have discovered that his mom might be a racist money grabber https://t.co/S62JW63Zfl pic.twitter.com/RNSNCznbuo
— The Root (@TheRoot) December 11, 2017
Ellen DeGeneres: "Welcome to the show Keaton! So tell us! What's one cool thing you and your family can't stand?"
Keaton: The Blacks.
Ellen: pic.twitter.com/7hp7bWyN1d
— X (@XLNB) December 11, 2017
Keaton’s parents about to buy a brand new Ford 150 in just to ride around calling us N*****s in just because Keaton is getting swirlied at school
— Henry (@DeionGottaSTFU) December 11, 2017
Keaton’s black classmates when they saw him on the internet crying after they roasted him for calling them the N-word https://t.co/1mxjMb1Iau
— 2 Black Dads Podcast (@2BlkDadsPodcast) December 11, 2017
Man, I wonder if all those celebrities are going to take back their support. I mean, except for Sean Hannity, he’s probably going to double down on his show tonight.
The most substantive exchange on the subject was between comedian Patton Oswalt and writer/director Max Landis.
Keaton didn’t get to choose the family that raised & shaped him, you smug ghoul. How ‘bout showing him that people of all races & creeds can come together? Change things, maybe? Show him a better world? https://t.co/BZqBEboabL
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 11, 2017
But the Punched Nazi was a grown man who'd dug in on his slimy world view despite years of wider life experience. Keaton's a little kid — his family hasn't allowed him any real perspective yet. Maybe try to stop Keaton from growing up to be a Punched Nazi? https://t.co/Bu6UOC2xBG
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 11, 2017
So, one the one hand, we can all agree that bullying someone for being different or weird is bad. I mean, I’m different and weird, I can relate. On the other hand, talk s**t, get hit.
I never get tired of that video. The best part isn’t that Spencer gets punched right in his dumb Nazi face, it’s that he runs away crying.