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Justin Bieber Still Sucks, But He’s Trying to Prove Otherwise to Selena Gomez

In case you didn’t know, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are a thing once again. But this time is different, they swear.

Here’s what a source told People about Justin’s transformation from Canadian douchebag to typical Canadian:

“Justin and Selena are great. They still spend a lot of time together, but are being low-key about it. They attend church service together, have dinner and just hang out. [Justin] is set on proving that he is a better boyfriend.”

Maybe Justin is a better guy. After all, it’s tough to top running over people in your truck and getting yourself banned in China. Finding Jesus will cure any man. So will the threat of losing Selena Gomez again.

But don’t start making those “JELINA GOT MARRIED!” tweets just yet. Holidays have a way of ruining perfect relationships and this one might be a struggled for our famous pop stars.

“Justin’s family always loved Selena, but Selena’s family is still not happy about her seeing Justin,” the source explains. “Selena doesn’t bring Justin to any family events. Selena is spending Christmas with her family. As of now, Justin is not invited.”

“Justin’s family always loved Selena.” The lyric, “My momma don’t like you and she likes every one” from “Love Yourself” suggests otherwise. But I’m sure that song wasn’t actually about Selena Gomez. It was probably about this mystery girl. Or Kourtney Kardashian.

Of course Selena’s family doesn’t like Bieber. He’s still the same shithead who wanted nothing to do with a sick puppy.

According to the source, the two aren’t even officially back together. Probably because Justin hasn’t improved his sex game. But if Selena is showing up to Justin’s charity hockey games, she must really love him. Why else would she attend an event where everyone acts like Bieber is great at hockey just to serve his own ego?

I wish these two nothing but happiness moving forward. And by happiness I mean, please breakup so Justin can do some more dumb shit that has everyone hating him again.

  • Mare

    If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

  • ivan

    Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had nothing to do with the design of the shirt. He just wore it.

    • BigJimSlade

      Go back to Canada, Justin.
      And pull up your damn pants.

  • RocknRollerBlues

    Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

    Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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