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Your Kids Can No Longer Snip Penises For Christmas After Amazon Pulls Circumcision Training Kits

Sorry kids, you can no longer cut your own penis this Christmas.

That’s because Amazon removed their circumcision training kits from their store. Gee, I wonder why.

The “toys” sold for over $300 in the UK. They included model of a boy’s penis made from “lifelike” material, scissors and scalpels. Women bought them as well, but not to cut on them. I know all women want a man with a big penis, but dildo’s sell you false hope. These kits better represent the penises you’re likely to encounter in real life.

Here’s what some doctor said about this “toy”

“Male circumcision in the UK is wholly unregulated and we fear that the sale of this product may encourage unqualified practitioners to carry out unnecessary surgery on infants in non-clinical conditions, resulting in serious harm. Non-therapeutic circumcision is unethical and unnecessary and is putting infant boys at risk of death and serious injury. This practice could be encouraged by the morally negligent sale of infant circumcision training kits to the public.”

Another way to put it is, “Who the fuck would sell circumcision kits as toys?”

I’m not going to get into whether or not a penis should be circumcised. Ethical, unethical, it doesn’t matter to me. I just know that if someone is going to cut on a penis, they better have a license that says, “I can snip your dick” that they obtained after spending thousands of dollars and hours snipping dicks. Not that they obtained via Amazon Prime.

Putting these “toys” up for sale isn’t an issue of ethics. It’s an issue of safety. I don’t need Babysitter Billy down the street thinking he’s coming into my house, cutting my son’s penis, just because his parents bought him a circumcision kit for Christmas.

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“Male circumcision as a toy,” *vomits all over keyboard* nopenopenope….

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