TMZ tracked down Larry King to get his thoughts on who should replace Matt Lauer on Today. Larry King doesn’t give a damn who replaces Matt Lauer, he just wants to get his smoke on.
Or, maybe, based on that cough, he doesn’t want to get his smoke on. Cucumber? Really? That sounds like the worst vape flavor ever. I don’t want cucumber on my eyes, in my water, or in my smoke. It belongs in a salad and in a salad only.
King, 84, used to smoke three packs a day. He gave that up though after suffering a heart attack 1987. That’s why vaping is so much better. No one has ever suffered a heart attack from bubble gum flavored vape.
And now we go live to Twitter for their reaction to Larry King getting his smoke on before going home with something to poke on.
Larry King looking dead inside until he spots a vape is a sight I didn't know I needed but I'm fucking crying wow pic.twitter.com/VQnlOLp0CK
— Frazier Tharpe II (@The_SummerMan) December 1, 2017
larry king hitting a cucumber-flavored vape handed to him by a stranger is extremely the only content that matters pic.twitter.com/v4Ss0OyWpO
— Morgan A Baila (@morganbaila) November 30, 2017
larry king hitting the drive by vape is hilarious
— jake burns (@thewireseason4) December 1, 2017
the year was bad but at least Larry King vaped
— Lindsay Zoladz (@lindsayzoladz) December 1, 2017
Yeah, I think that about sums it up.