Lindsay Lohan Owes $100K in Taxes That She Won’t Have to Pay as a Trump Supporter

It’s been awhile since we’ve checked up on Lindsay Lohan. Last I remember, she was practicing to be Muslim.

That’s still a thing, according to the latest update.

She’s living in Dubai, going to brunch with her girlfriends, and is basically a cast member of Real Housewives of Dubai now. Everything seems to be going well with the former Disney star.

Oh yeah, she owes $100,710.55 in taxes. But let’s not that get in the way of Lohan living her best life as a Dubai debutante.

According to People, Lohan owes the US government taxes from the years 2010, 2014, and 2015. Given that Donald Trump is president and Lohan supported him, me thinks that these taxes will magically disappear in the coming weeks.

Lohan recently spoke to Entertainment Tonight about living in Dubai.

“I love living in New York, but I do love the serenity and peace that I find living in the Middle East because there are no cameras in Dubai and I can actually focus on what I want to do in life,” she explained. “I don’t always have to be scrutinized every second. I can have a private life and have a public life, but when I choose to. And I think that’s really important.”

Hey, more power to you. I’m just happy she’s not dead. Because that looked like a real possibility for a couple of years there.

Lohan has signed on for the second season of Sick Note, a British comedy with humor that I likely don’t understand at all. If that gig goes well, she’s hoping to return full-time to acting.

And she continues to push for a Mean Girls 2 movie, but for the love God stop trying to make that movie happen. The first movie was fetch. There doesn’t need to be a second movie where the mean girls are grown up and not hot anymore.

Unless it’s called Mean MILFs. That movie might sell.