Matt Lauer’s Wife Flees His Giant Bag of Sex Toys

Too bad Matt Lauer doesn’t have a button under his desk to keep his wife from leaving the country, because that’s exactly what she’s done in light of the news that he’s basically spent his whole career shaking his pickle at interns. According to Page Six, Lauer’s wife Annette grabbed a bug-out and the kids and hightailed it to the Netherlands.

One Hamptons source told Page Six, “Annette has taken their two younger kids out of school and is believed to have left the US and gone to her family in her native country.” It is believed her mother lives near Amsterdam.

Apparently the last time she was going to leave him he gave her five million dollars to stay. And he also tried to keep her interested in him with a giant bag of sex toys a therapist bought for him. That’s some therapist. Most therapists just ask you about your childhood and give you some pills that kill your sex drive, but at least they stop the voices.

Dr. Laura Berman, who was a regular guest on the “Today” show, told Inside Edition Friday she reportedly gave the fallen TV journalist sex toys to help him spice up his troubled 19-year marriage with his wife, former model Annette Roque.

She claimed the 59-year-old sought advice when cameras weren’t rolling.

“We were in the makeup room and he sort of asked the makeup artist to leave,” said Dr. Berman. “He asked me about sexual aids and devices. He confided in me about some of the struggles he was having in his married relationship.”

So Matt Lauer can’t make his wife come but he was chasing every girl in the office trying to get his dick wet? That makes insanely good sense. Someone ask one of these women whom he was showing his dick to if they thought it was small. I’ll bet it is.

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What could Katie say. This is giving to much power to one person and I am sure now that one has come out there will be numerous more. The one that reported Matt was scared and tthat is why she waited along time and then got herself an attorney. Many know Mattt has been a cheater for years and his wife knew as well as they were going to get a divorce regarding his cheating. I think Matt has gotten away for years with harassment, sexual abuse, pinching on the ass is inappropriate in the work place, and much much… Read more »

What difference would it make if dry & boring ass MK got on the show and killef the ratings? She has her dry ass show… that’s still on the air. She has the “right” look, so where’s she going

Big Ern McCracken

i say YAY!, she’s a “Jonah” sure to sink every show she’s on and when she’s done there send her to “The View”

Laurie Kaiser

I already quit watching her portion of the Today Show. MK is so boring and dull. I just hope they do not put her in Matt’s old position…….I will watch CBS or ABC news for sure! NBC don’t do it!!!!


Please don’t confuse sexual harassment with rape.

Eric Karnes

I didn’t mention it specifically in the article, but Lauer was accused of sexual assault.

“One complaint came from a former employee who said Mr. Lauer had summoned her to his office in 2001, locked the door and sexually assaulted her. She provided her account to The New York Times but declined to let her name be used.

She told The Times that she passed out and had to be taken to a nurse. She said that she felt helpless because she didn’t want to lose her job, and that she didn’t report the encounter at the time because she felt ashamed.”


Matt’s actions (if true) seems worse than Billy’s inappropriate words. I know that both are over the line. Seems arrogant to say he won’t, Mount a Billy Bush style campaign. Still feel above everyone else, Matt. You look a little Trumpish!

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