No One Cares About Matt Lauer

Matt Lauer was dropped from Today after it came to light that he was a giant pervert who used his fame to sexually harass women and sometimes capture them in his room with a secret button like he was collecting Pokemon.

Now that Lauer is no longer with the show, rating are soaring lending credence to the fact that no one gives a crap about Matt Lauer’s grabby little hands.

For the second week, Today has outscored its rival Good Morning America among the coveted 25 – 54 demographic. It’s the first time since late 2016.

Granted, numbers suggest this could be temporary as everyone is curious what a show without Matt Lauer would look like. Though all anyone had to do was imagine his co-host bending over to pick up a piece of paper without Lauer staring at her ass and making creepy comments.