Rappers are Giving BJs for Record Deals

Meet me on the Internet, it’s goin down.

What’s going down? Well, we’re not quite sure yet, but something is definitely about to go down for reeeallll *awesome beat plays*

According to Blind Gossip, a former rapper is alleging that a legendary mogul used to force rappers to “suck him.” The mogul is supposedly one of the biggest record executives of the 80s and 90s.

The insider said, “You had to have [oral sex] with him if you wanted a record deal, and he signed some of the biggest names in hip hop. He made us all do it, and it gave him a sense of power over us. Not just while we were doing it, but for our entire careers.”

Who is the mogul and who are the rappers? No one knows. And due to the FCC revoking net neutrality, you’ll have to pay extra if you want me to speculate on those names. And you’ll have to pay extra extra if you want the real names.

This could be a huge scandal in hip hop or…it could be a site called Blind Gossip….blindly gossiping.

I guess we’ll know more in a couple of days or weeks or months or never.

Until it all goes down, a certain famous rapper just released his newest album. He’s named after a certain chocolate candy that’s it sometimes filled with peanuts, caramel, peanut butter, and more. I’m on my second listen and find it to be very good. It’s definitely an album that will grow on me.

Anything else going on in the world today?

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