Robotic Trump Added to Hall of Presidents, Has Already Groped 8 Robotic First Ladies
Disney World finally got their Donald Trump robot working in the Hall of Presidents and got an agreeable speech from Donald Trump, who is actually capable of sounding eloquent when his speech has been written by someone literate and there’s a producer to edit it down to something sensible. You can actually check out the full Trump speech below.
See, it’s not terrible, it’s actually kind of uplifting and holy s**t that looks nothing like Donald Trump. It kind of looks like if you put Trump’s hair on Betty White’s head. Needless to say, Twitter has had a field day with this thing. Let’s take a look.
#Disney unveiled animatronic Trump at Hall of Presidents. They had to use an old pair of hands from one of the “It’s a Small World” kids.
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) December 19, 2017
all the other presidents in Disney's new Hall of Presidents look like they can't believe Donald Trump is president either pic.twitter.com/eMP9UX1bM8
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 18, 2017
The Hall of Presidents has reopened at @WaltDisneyWorld with Donald Trump. You can't hear his speech since all the other Presidents keep fake coughing, "BULLSHIT!" pic.twitter.com/LYmWbwnm4z
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) December 18, 2017
Pictured: Hall of Presidents Trump explaining to Hall of Presidents Lincoln that he was assassinated by Ted Cruz's great- great-animatronic-grandfather. pic.twitter.com/RLIIN5lKUH
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) December 19, 2017
The new animatronic Trump in Disney’s hall of presidents resembles the older Biff from Back to the Future. pic.twitter.com/NBose8wRln
— SassBaller (@SassBaller) December 19, 2017
Fun fact: Older Biff in Back To The Future II was based on Donald Trump. It was the 80’s and they wanted to show what it’d look like if an asshole rapist was suddenly rich, so naturally they thought Trump.
Of course, some people did some audio edits, laying some different Trump speeches over the Robo-Trump. There’s also like a 100% chance Robo-Trump is the end villain in a Bionic Commando remake at some point.
The animatronic Trump in the Hall Of Presidents has some amazing words for young minds. pic.twitter.com/uJuiIIjlJ8
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) December 19, 2017
3. I’m still laughing at this one: Hall of Presidents Trump but debating with Rubio the size of his hands… and his uhh… pic.twitter.com/1GeHsMXxGs
— Dusty (@DustinGiebel) December 19, 2017
The delay in opening the attraction was apparently because Trump wanted to write his own speech without input from Disney, which may or may not have happened, but the speech he gave is fine, and he manages to talk for like, two whole minutes without mentioning how many people voted for him or how big his dick is. Personally, I prefer the speeches these Twitter users came up with, they’re much more fitting.
