Taylor Swift’s New App Overtaken by Donald Trump Fans

Taylor Swift launched a new app over the weekend. It’s called The Swift Life and it’s extremely disappointing.

It was made by the same people who made the Kim Kardashian app. I was hoping for something just as dumb and similar. I love that game. It’s good. Don’t @ me. Instead, I got some lame social media app like I don’t already have Twitter.

And less than 48 hours after the release, the app has already been ruined by Donald Trump supporters.

You see, the app was designed to connect Taylor fans with other Taylor fans. Except, anyone can join. Even if they are not, wait for it, fans of Taylor.

They really thought this one through, didn’t they?

Donald Trump fans joined the app and started grabbing all the Taylor fans by the Meredith. It all became a giant mess with Swifties fighting on some Civil War shit.

Posts were deleted, users were reported, and it won’t mean anything as long as people keep purchasing Taymojis and lining her pockets with money.

Taylor has been criticized by just about everyone for not speaking for or against Trump. Don’t expect that to change. Michael Jordan never let his politics interfere with his brand, because Nazis need shoes too. Just like Nazis listen to music.

This 100 percent falls on the developers for pitching a dumb idea. Give me a mindless tap/rpg app where I date famous people and write songs about them. Don’t give me another social media app when I already have Twitter. And Facebook. And Instagram. And Linkdin. And MySpace. And Tumblr. And Reddit. And the five million message boards dedicated to everything you could ever want. Including Taylor Swift.

  • gem2477

    Nah. The song is so immature and outright stupid that Kanye is probably somewhere laughing his ass off.

    • Thao Truong

      dont be jealous…that song basically says it all. its genius…how else is it breaking record…if it sucked then everyone would say so….revenge comes in everyway and she got hers by being top of the list…lets see all her haters get there like taylor did. NOTTTT

      • gem2477

        She could have released a track of her farting and it’d be #1. With her, that’s not a good demonstration of if it being a good song.

      • BigJimSlade

        It’s genius? It’s not even music.
        This generic crap wouldn’t have managed to be a B-side on a Madonna single 20 years ago.

    • earlharbeson

      Funny, She sold out 5 nights at the Staple Center for 1989 which seated a total of 86,000 people, She has sold 120,000 tickets in the Rose Bowl so far for the “Reputation”. I doubt he is laughing to loud, he made $31,745,967 on his Saint Pablo Tour, she sold $180,000,000 worth of tickets the first week.

  • AussieDan

    Remember when Taylor wrote poppy country songs…?

  • Shawn Cicero

    wow people are nutty stalkers

  • Mithrull

    Pretend to like her fans? Bwhahahahahahaha you are fucking pathetic.

  • Moise

    who the hell are you guys? no names, just jealous of her fame and success. But who can blame you? You do this for green.

    • Sinead McGowan

      ooooh Taylor’s army

  • Atomic Rat

    oh my fucking god !!!!!!

    she’s so existential… she’s so multidimensional… she’s so fucking awesomely…. banal and pedantic.

    So you really don’t have to have anything one the ball other than a good PR firm and a fair agent to be a success as a pop star.

    I didn’t believe them. It’s still hard to believe.

  • Larry

    That girl is too high maintenance and a loon.

  • Atomic Rat

    Sailor Twit – the rally face of the nazi generation.

    Nice one. The one trick pony and the goosesteppers.

    Sieg Heil, frau Taylor. I see you’re on to your next crossover genre.

  • jay

    “Except, anyone can join. Even if they are not, wait for it, fans of Taylor.” How would a phone app know whether or not someone is a fan of Taylor Swift? What’s it going to do, read all your archived text messages to see if you talk about Miss Swift with your friends and determine if you said positive or negative things about her?

  • “Taylor has been criticized by just about everyone for not speaking for or against Trump”

    Yeah Taylor is missing a beat here, I mean we all just *love* to be lectured by sage-like showbiz celebrities about politics, right?

  • me

    1/3rd of the country supports being mean and fueling drama, while the other 2/3rds has had enough. So Taylor’s drama filled, passive aggressive, mean girl behavior is no longer tolerated by most. Most of us had enough of Taylor & people like her.

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