Brad Pitt Uses His Real Name When Flirting So No One Will Recognize Him

Let me preface this by saying I have no idea if that title is true or not, but I’d like to believe it is and that neither Brad Pitt or the women he flirts with are in on the joke and both are oblivious to the fact that he has one of the most recognizable faces on Earth.

According to a report by Page Six, Brad Pitt calls himself “William” when he flirts with women at coffee runs in LA.

“He arrived by motorcycle, wearing sunglasses, jeans and a leather jacket,” a spy tells us. Pitt struck up a conversation with a blonde in line: “She was acting overly bubbly and looked a little like Kate Bosworth, but it wasn’t her,” our spy says.

When the woman said, “I’m Lydia,” Pitt “put out his hand and said, ‘Hi, I’m William.’ She replied, ‘Oh, you look like a Bradley.’ And he responded, ‘Well, that’s my middle name’ and smiled and winked at her.”

As Lydia exited she said, “‘Nice to meet you, Bradley . . . I mean William.’ He laughed to himself, then got on his bike.”

And then he came back 10 minutes later to smash because he’s Brad fucking Pitt.

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