Call 9-1-1, Justin Timberlake Just Got Wrecked

Justin Timberlake, who recently starred in Woody Allen’s movie Wonder Wheel, was trying to be sort of funny on Twitter by asking for an explanation for the age old saying, “Having your cake and eating it too.”

Turns out killjoy Dylan Farrow came in with a real explanation.

Understandable considering she alleges she was molested by Woody Allen when she was a kid and Justin Timberlake wore a “Time’s Up” pin at the Golden Globes after working with Allen.

There’s really nothing Timberlake can say so he just ignored it and replied to someone else’s explanation.

Asked for comment, Timberlake said, “Dylan who? What’s Twitter? Where am I?!,” and then quickly ran off.

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JT, maybe you should stick to singing “girl, Im’ma come bang you” songs ad nauseam.

Kizzy Juarez

I don’t think it’s fair for every person who has ever worked with Woody Allen to have to cower and apologize for the career decisions they made. Nor should everyone who ever worked with Harvey Weinstein be required to do so. It’s distracting from the real issue. The real issue is the pattern of awful behavior towards women in Hollywood (and everywhere) – not torch-and-pitchforking every person who ever had anything to do with a person who perpetrated that awful behavior. Stay on task, people.

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