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Danielle Bregoli Calls Logan Paul Disgusting, Also Didn’t Like His Suicide Forest Video

Logan Paul’s antics in the Aokigahara Forest, where he came across a dead body, seem to have pissed off everyone. The bad news for Paul is that his target demographic is also clearly displeased with him, based on the statement a 14-year-old white “rapper” famous for acting like an idiot on Dr. Phil gave to TMZ.

“I think that’s kind of disgusting how you’re gonna sit there and talk about depression and how it’s this sad thing and you’re just gonna stop and start laughing” Bregoli told TMZ.

Honestly, this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me in my entire life. We’re asking a 14-year-old reprobate for her opinion on a 22-year-old moron’s internet reality show. You know what the best thing that came out of this for me was? Learning that Logan Paul damaged his testicles in one of his dumbass videos so hopefully he can’t reproduce.

Seriously, why is the “Cash Me Ousside” girl’s opinion on anything something we want to hear? Are we just that fascinated by a real-life version of the girl Eric Cartman pretended to be on Maury Povitch? Whatevah, I do what I want!

I swear, if celebrities get any more unbearable, I’m going to take my own trip to the Aokigahara Forest. It’s like someone heard us talking about how insipid the Kardashians were and said “oh, you think they’re vapid and famous for no reason? Hold my beer,” and invented Jake Paul and his Jakejomps or whatever dumbass word he calls the elementary school kids who watch his videos.

Also, what is she doing at LAX in the first place? Isn’t she on probation for stealing a car? Generally you’re not meant to be gallivanting around the country when you have a legally-mandated 5pm curfew.

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