The DJ Who Groped Taylor Swift Is Back on the Radio

In news that proves Harvey Weinstein is going to work somewhere again, the DJ who groped Taylor Swift got a new job.

David Mueller, best known as the guy who copped a feel on the pop star and had to pay $1 for his sins, is now working at Mississippi’s Delta Radio under the name “Stonewall Jackson.” I’m very disappointed that he didn’t go the petty route and name himself something like “Swift Justice” or “Tailored Suit.”

The employer said, “He’s either the world’s best liar, or he’s telling the truth.” I mean, didn’t the court law find him to be the world’s best liar? He was found guilty of groping her. And while the courts can get it wrong, the record shows that he groped her.

Swifties are already calling into the station to get this guy removed.

Mueller says he will take a polygraph on Entertainment Tonight to prove his innocence. How about you take a polygraph in private and stop coming across as an attention whore?

Bad move, Delta Radio. You can’t put this guy on-air in the middle of the #MeToo movement after he was found guilty and Time put Swift, and other women, on  the”Person of the Year” cover for their bravery in coming forward.

One year. You have to wait at least a year before you can do this. The trial ended in August 2017. You can’t hire this dude until August 2018.

I hope fans start sending in Sacagawea coins to the radio station. Not real ones. Fake ones. Because we don’t need this dude getting rich. But a bunch of fake Sacagawea coins would be peak pettiness and piss him off. That, or call in and request they keep playing “Look What You Made Me Do.” Even the biggest Swift fans can’t sit through that song more than three times in a row.