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The DJ Who Groped Taylor Swift Is Back on the Radio

In news that proves Harvey Weinstein is going to work somewhere again, the DJ who groped Taylor Swift got a new job.

David Mueller, best known as the guy who copped a feel on the pop star and had to pay $1 for his sins, is now working at Mississippi’s Delta Radio under the name “Stonewall Jackson.” I’m very disappointed that he didn’t go the petty route and name himself something like “Swift Justice” or “Tailored Suit.”

The employer said, “He’s either the world’s best liar, or he’s telling the truth.” I mean, didn’t the court law find him to be the world’s best liar? He was found guilty of groping her. And while the courts can get it wrong, the record shows that he groped her.

Swifties are already calling into the station to get this guy removed.

Mueller says he will take a polygraph on Entertainment Tonight to prove his innocence. How about you take a polygraph in private and stop coming across as an attention whore?

Bad move, Delta Radio. You can’t put this guy on-air in the middle of the #MeToo movement after he was found guilty and Time put Swift, and other women, on  the”Person of the Year” cover for their bravery in coming forward.

One year. You have to wait at least a year before you can do this. The trial ended in August 2017. You can’t hire this dude until August 2018.

I hope fans start sending in Sacagawea coins to the radio station. Not real ones. Fake ones. Because we don’t need this dude getting rich. But a bunch of fake Sacagawea coins would be peak pettiness and piss him off. That, or call in and request they keep playing “Look What You Made Me Do.” Even the biggest Swift fans can’t sit through that song more than three times in a row.

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gem2477
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Nah. The song is so immature and outright stupid that Kanye is probably somewhere laughing his ass off.

earlharbeson
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Funny, She sold out 5 nights at the Staple Center for 1989 which seated a total of 86,000 people, She has sold 120,000 tickets in the Rose Bowl so far for the “Reputation”. I doubt he is laughing to loud, he made $31,745,967 on his Saint Pablo Tour, she sold $180,000,000 worth of tickets the first week.

Thao Truong
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dont be jealous…that song basically says it all. its genius…how else is it breaking record…if it sucked then everyone would say so….revenge comes in everyway and she got hers by being top of the list…lets see all her haters get there like taylor did. NOTTTT

BigJimSlade
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It’s genius? It’s not even music.
This generic crap wouldn’t have managed to be a B-side on a Madonna single 20 years ago.

gem2477
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She could have released a track of her farting and it’d be #1. With her, that’s not a good demonstration of if it being a good song.

AussieDan
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Remember when Taylor wrote poppy country songs…?

Shawn Cicero
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wow people are nutty stalkers

Mithrull
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Pretend to like her fans? Bwhahahahahahaha you are fucking pathetic.

Moise
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who the hell are you guys? no names, just jealous of her fame and success. But who can blame you? You do this for green.

Sinead McGowan
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ooooh Taylor’s army

Atomic Rat
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oh my fucking god !!!!!!

she’s so existential… she’s so multidimensional… she’s so fucking awesomely…. banal and pedantic.

So you really don’t have to have anything one the ball other than a good PR firm and a fair agent to be a success as a pop star.

I didn’t believe them. It’s still hard to believe.

Larry
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That girl is too high maintenance and a loon.

Atomic Rat
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Sailor Twit – the rally face of the nazi generation.

Nice one. The one trick pony and the goosesteppers.

Sieg Heil, frau Taylor. I see you’re on to your next crossover genre.

jay
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“Except, anyone can join. Even if they are not, wait for it, fans of Taylor.” How would a phone app know whether or not someone is a fan of Taylor Swift? What’s it going to do, read all your archived text messages to see if you talk about Miss Swift with your friends and determine if you said positive or negative things about her?

Perry de Havilland
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“Taylor has been criticized by just about everyone for not speaking for or against Trump”

Yeah Taylor is missing a beat here, I mean we all just *love* to be lectured by sage-like showbiz celebrities about politics, right?

me
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1/3rd of the country supports being mean and fueling drama, while the other 2/3rds has had enough. So Taylor’s drama filled, passive aggressive, mean girl behavior is no longer tolerated by most. Most of us had enough of Taylor & people like her.

Thai Wu
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No doubt she will sell out if her rich father and rich close business connections buy them up to save her REPUTATION.

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