ESC

Matt Lauer Still Thinks People Care About Him

Since being fired from the Today show for sexual harassment, Matt Lauer has been pretty dignified about his fall from grace. Just kidding. Lauer is playing armchair producer from his couch because he’s under the absurd assumption that people still care about what he thinks.

This may come as a shock to absolutely no one but sources say no one gives a shit about Lauer’s show notes. Plus, they’re probably not really helpful at all considering they say stuff like, “Tell Hoda she dropped something and that she may need to bend over to pick it up,” and “Tell Kathie Lee to get her hand away from there. That’s where the other button is!

Leave a Reply

avatar
  Subscribe  
Notify of
Latest
Load more