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Donald Trump Is Gonna Be Pissed When He Finds Out Ivanka Dated Quincy Jones

Quincy Jones is a boss. And he dated the boss of the United States 12 years ago, which makes him extra boss.

In a new interview with Vulture, Jones states that he would fix racism in the United States. When asked if Trump had anything to with the racism in the country, Jones dropped the bombshell.

It’s Trump and uneducated rednecks. Trump is just telling them what they want to hear. I used to hang out with him. He’s a crazy motherfucker. Limited mentally — a megalomaniac, narcissistic. I can’t stand him. I used to date Ivanka, you know.

WHAAAAAATTTTT.

Yes, sir. Twelve years ago. Tommy Hilfiger, who was working with my daughter Kidada, said, “Ivanka wants to have dinner with you.” I said, “No problem. She’s a fine motherfucker.” She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life. Wrong father, though.

AHAHAHAHA. Let’s break down this quote.

“Ivanka wants to have dinner with you.”

This implies that the date is Ivanka’s idea. Now, can we be sure that it’s a date? Maybe not. It could have been a business dinner. But making it a date so much more exciting.

“She’s a fine motherfucker.”

I was hoping he’d follow that up with “won’t ya back that ass up.”

“She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life.”

Judges?

I’ll allow it.

“Wrong father, though.”

That’s just straight ether, right there.

Donald Trump has yet to respond to Jones’ remarks, but you can bet he will. A black man claiming to date his daughter? That won’t slide with the president.

Unfortunately, the interviewer didn’t ask more questions about this date or other dates, which feels like a huge missed opportunity. I guess getting Jones’ thoughts on present day U2 is more important.

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