Even President Trump Is Making Fun of President Trump’s Bald Spot

CPAC is going on right now, and if you don’t know what that means, it’s the Conservative Political Action Conference, the time of the year when the right wing of the Republican party comes together and decides whether they’ll be super racist or just kind of racist for the next year. It’s kind of like Groundhog Day, but they have an unarmed black kid walk down the street and if the police shoot him it’s 6 more weeks of calling Nazis “very fine people”.

But perhaps the most unexpected thing that happened is that Donald Trump admitted he has a bald spot, as reported by Time.

Looking at a reflection of himself on the television, the president remarked, “what a nice picture that is, look at that, I’d love to watch that guy speak,” as the audience began cheering.

He then turned around and fixed his famous hair.

“I try like hell to hide that bald spot, folks, I work hard at it,” he said. “We’re hanging in there folks — together we are hanging in.”

Trump went on to say that he has “the best bald spot, way better than Rocket Man in North Korea, he doesn’t even have a bald spot. It’s tremendous, people come up to me and ask me how they can get their styled like mine because they want that bald spot.”

Of course, we all knew Trump had a bald spot or… something going on back there. I’m not even entirely sure it is a bald spot, it might just be a scar from whatever alien spore sucked the brain out of his head. He really needs to see the Wizard and get that taken care of. Maybe take Dick Cheney and Marco Rubio with him, so they can ask for a heart and the courage to stand up to the NRA.