Jennifer Lawrence Thinks Timothee Chalamet Is Peachy Keen

Timothee Chalamet is one of the youngest actors ever nominated for an Oscar for Best Actor at age 22, being recognized for his role in Kevin Spacey: A Love Story.. er, I mean Call Me By Your Name. If I were Jason Biggs, I would be annoyed with all the attention that film is getting. You fuck a pie in a movie and your entire career is jokes about how you fucked a pie; you fuck a peach and have Armie Hammer eat it afterwards and you get nominated for an Oscar and Jennifer Lawrence tells Entertainment Tonight she wants to be the peach next time.

Yes, it turns out it girl and savior of democracy Jennifer Lawrence really has the hots for young Timothee, even though she was afraid he might be 15.

“Timothee, I’m waiting for him to get a little bit older, you know?” she confessed to ET’s Carly Steel last week. “[I’m] buttering him up like a pig for slaughter, and then I’m going to swing right in there as soon as he’s, like, 30.”

“He’s old enough to say that, right? He’s over 18?” she joked. “What if I was like, ‘He’s hot!’ and he’s 15?'”

I can see how she finds Chalamet attractive. He kind of looks like if Tom Hiddleston was in a boy band or a BelAmi porno film. Lawrence sounds genuinely interested in him, though, even if he is a little to young for her.

“I didn’t realize he was so young,” she said. “Tell him to wait!… [He’s] so, so talented and hot!”

It sounds like Chalamet is going to go through a lot of peaches waiting for J-Law.

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So, who is she blaming for any hurricane for every other hurricane in the past?

Bill Miles

Wow. There is not one word in the quotes you gave that supports the title of this post. Donald Trump doesn’t believe in global warming. Although it doesn’t cause hurricanes, it does make them worse because warm waters cause stronger ones – and people voted for him, which in her mind means they voted for someone who doesn’t want to fix it. That is all. Horrible article.

Ur a jack ass

Dude lay of the crack pipe I don’t know what your been snorting but lay off it what does any of that have to with anything with fucking trump fucking crack head


Two years. Nine months pregnant and fifteen months with the baby before returning to work. Her current significant other likes to knock up his flames so why not this immature girl?


Yeah it sucked for her. If she was my daughter, I;d be pissed at want to sue everyone involved.

As to Weinstein, let’s remember that the actresses who sucked him dry and boned him have absolutely NOTHING to gain by coming forward and admitting that they got their careers by screwing that walking hair carpet. So none of them will. Why admit you got that lead role due to your casting couch abilities, even if a victim? They want no part of that. And Hollywood is filled with those women. And they ain’t talking. #metoo?

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