Khloe Kardashian Will Eat Herself After Giving Birth

In news that isn’t all that surprising, Khloe Kardashian is gonna eat her birth placenta. I say it’s not all that surprising because both Kim and Kourtney did it before her, and you know Khloe wasn’t going to be the one left out. Furthermore, the Kardashians never miss an opportunity to consume more Kardashian.

The only thing that would make this more Kardashian is if Khloe gets paid $5 million to eat the placenta live on Instagram. Don’t rule this out.

On a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Khloe said she’s going to “eat it in pills.” I don’t exactly know what this means, having never given birth or eaten placenta. I didn’t know they could make it in pill form, but that’s pretty cool.

Women believe that eating the placenta means better production of milk and less postpartum depression. Kim was an advocate of it after giving birth to Saint in 2015. Kourtney called it “life changing.” Kylie Jenner has not been paid enough to comment on eating the placenta.

Why don’t women just eat placenta pills all the time?

Also on the episode, Khloe revealed that she’s going to ruin this child’s life by giving birth in Cleveland. What a horrible thing to do. This child could be born in Los Angeles and she’s going to force him to take Cleveland as his birth city. People don’t even like admitting they’ve visited Cleveland. Imagine being born there.

Bet Tristan Thompson wishes he got traded at the NBA trade deadline earlier this month.

Best of luck to Khloe and her impending birth. May it go smoother than her husband’s defense.