If you’re like me, you tuned out of the Winter Olympics right around the second you heard NHL players wouldn’t be playing for their national teams in South Korea. Hockey and curling are really the only events worth watching anyway, but I’m not incredibly interested in watching a bunch of players who couldn’t cut it in the bigs, especially since the Russians won’t even have a team.
There is a draw, though, because even though the unified Korean women’s hockey team is terrible, North Korea sent nearly three hundred cheerleaders, dubbed the “Army of Beauties.” I had to make sure I wasn’t dreaming when I first saw them because literally all of my dreams involve 200 of the most beautiful women in Korean performing synchronized cheers. But it is real, and this sort of display is nothing new for North Korea, the most theatrical ruthless dictatorship in the world. You don’t see Tajikistan pulling out the stops like this.
200 North Korean cheerleaders in attendance at the Kwandong Hockey Centre to support Team Korea #pyeongchang2018 pic.twitter.com/1WibdpqCbO
— Kate Beirness (@KateBeirness) February 10, 2018
It’s impressive. North Korea really loves these kinds of displays, the Kim dynasty is clearly theatrical. Speaking of which, there was a minor incident when some people thought that the masks the cheerleaders wore when singing a song sung by a man looked like a young Kim Il-Sung, the first dictator of North Korea and Kim Jong Un’s grandfather.
Wait for it…. one of the stranger moments of the night… North Korean Cheerleaders holding masks as they sing “Whistle” one of North Korea’s most popular songs. #Olympics2018 (Via @Kubik_Kamera) pic.twitter.com/BXACRt27nZ
— Gadi Schwartz (@GadiNBC) February 10, 2018
Those masks are Kim Il Sung's face. Kim Il Sung, as you may know, war criminal in 1950 attacked S.Korea and killed over 300, 000 US soldiers and 3 millions civilians. N. K. cheerleaders holding him now as propaganda against USA. Obviously they contaminated Olympic with politics. pic.twitter.com/OF3OXCtCwq
— 문죄인 놔두면 나라망한다 (@xmdnlxj777) February 11, 2018
Jesus, does being a communist dictator destroy your genes or something? He is a handsome man, something you wouldn’t guess by looking at his son or grandson.
The North Korean cheerleaders even won praise from American speedskaters Lana Gehring and Maame Biney, who gave comments to USA Today.
“Oh my god, it was awesome,” said Gehring. “They were just doing their little chants and flag waves. I have never seen that before. And their (songs) are so in sync it is like they’ve been practicing them for years.”
“They are really beautiful,” added Biney. “I really liked it.”
Also attracting a lot of attention at the winter games was Kim Yo Jong, the sister of Kim Jong Un, who attended with the North Korean delegation and is the first member of the Kim family to visit South Korea since the end of the Korean War.
After American Vice-President Mike Pence decided to take a knee when the Korean delegation enered the stadium, which by his own logic was an insult to South Korean veterans of the Korean War, Kim Yo Jong has basically made North Korea look reasonable and tolerant in comparison to the Trump administration. So, you know, good job, Pence.
Kim Yo Jong, the ‘Ivanka Trump of North Korea,’ enthralls people in the South https://t.co/je3xveZwYM pic.twitter.com/5xaLkavfq2
— Anna Fifield (@annafifield) February 10, 2018
Kim Yo Jong’s note when she visited the South Korean Presidential Office. “I hope Pyongyang and Seoul will become closer in the hearts of Koreans and will bring unification and prosperity in the near future.” pic.twitter.com/BsAtD3J2w4
— Anna Fifield (@annafifield) February 10, 2018
Showing a complete lack of respect and class, Mike Pence refuses to stand for any country other than the United States at the #Olympics #OpeningCeremony
Even Kim Yo Jong is celebrating the Olympic spirit. pic.twitter.com/sJtGeLFf5m
— Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) (@RedTRaccoon) February 10, 2018
Diplomacy and international relations aren’t a zero-sum game, but how bad at it do you have to be to be completely blown out by North Korea?