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Taylor Swift May Be Living with Mystery Boyfriend Whom We’ve Never Seen

In news that cuts me to the core, Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn are living together. At least he moved out of his parents’ basement.

Well, they’re not quite living together, but it’s pretty close. Here is what a source says told The Sun on the matter:

“Taylor has been spending a lot of time at Joe’s house, and has been enjoying going out with his pals to their favorite local haunts. She always tries to keep a low profile but has been having a lot of fun with the group. And some have even been joking that it’s as if she’s moved in with him, as Taylor doesn’t have her own place to live in when she’s staying in the UK.”

You know. I’m happy for them. Whatever makes Taylor happy.

*Cries in a corner*

But really though. What’s up with Taylor and Karlie? I’m officially blaming this Joe Alwyn character for breaking up the greatest duo since Michael and Scottie.

Taylor is currently getting ready for her Reputation tour, where ticket prices are too high and no one will be attending.

She’s kept a low profile with Alwyn and there is no actual evidence that the two are dating. Seriously, have you seen them two together? Until I see them together, I’m holding out hope. I don’t care how many songs she wrote about him on her latest album. She never mentions him by name. How do I know this guy actually exists?

Joe Alwyn is as real as 2Pac’s death.

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