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Bella Thorne Uses Nipples to Promote ‘Midnight Sun’

Bella Thorne has a new movie coming out. Have you heard? It’s called Midnight Sun and co-stars Patrick Schwarzenegger. Here’s the plot:

Midnight Sun is a romantic tearjerker about 17-year-old Katie Price (Bella Thorne), sheltered at home since childhood with a rare genetic condition, a life-threatening sensitivity to sunlight. Having only her father Jack (Rob Riggle) for company, Katie’s world opens up after dark when she ventures outside to play her guitar. One night, her dreams come true when she’s noticed and asked out by her longtime crush Charlie (Patrick Schwarzenegger), whom she’s secretly watched from her bedroom window for years. As they embark on nightly summer excursions, Katie’s risk to sunlight grows and she’s presented with the gut-wrenching dilemma of whether she can live a normal life with her newfound soul mate.

So, basically, Thorne creeps on Schwarzenegger every day, looking through his bathroom window, until he finally notices. Anywhere else but Hollywood and this is called a restraining order.

I want the ending to be that Thorne was misdiagnosed by doctors. Her aversion to sunlight really was a placebo effect. The final scene will be doctors saying “sorry, my bad” to her and then walk away.

Thorne went to Instagram, ostensibly to promote the movie the best way she can. Boobs! And vaguely impressionistic takes on her nipples. We’ll take it!

If you missed her recent news, she went onstage with boyfriend Mod Sun at his concert in a bodysuit.

In another pic, Mod Sun inspects Thorne for ticks. That’s what he’s doing right?

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