There’s No Way This Is Christina Aguilera

Paper Magazine has kidnapped the real Christina Aguilera. They want you to think this, THIS PERSON, is Christina Aguilera. No way. They definitely found some surfer girl in Huntington Beach and photographed her for their interview with “Christina Aguilera.”

I remember Aguilera from her song “Dirrty” and that general era. She had so much makeup on that makeup artists needed those huge paint rollers to put it on.

This girl looks like she’s 18. Aguilera is 37. Aguilera is Benjamin Button. Or the devil.

Paper‘s photo goes along with Aguilera’s philosophy right now: stripping her image down.

“I’ve always been someone that obviously loves to experiment, loves theatrics, loves to create a storyline and play a character in a video or through stage…I’m a performer, that’s who I am by nature. But I’m at the place, even musically, where it’s a liberating feeling to be able to strip it all back and appreciate who you are and your raw beauty.”

She hasn’t left the public’s eye, being on The Voice and all. Her last album, Lotus, came out in 2012 though. It’d be interesting to see what she comes up with in 2018.

Aguilera’s slowly reintroducing herself beyond The Voice. She’s got two movies coming out. In one, she plays a robot in one called Zoe. The other film sees her playing herself in the Melissa McCarthy movie, Life of the Party.┬áThe girl’s also still staying on top of music. She’s a fan of Childish Gambino , Chance the Rapper and Cardi B. Get Aguilera on a song with Cardi B. That’ll be good.

But again, this is not Christina Aguilera. It is the devil. Run now.

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5 years ago

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