Donald Trump Jr.’s Wife Called His Mistress with Their Kids on the Line

Donald Trump Jr. always looks like he just smelled a fart. Seriously, look at him, he always has a half-sneer on his face, he is definitely breathing through his mouth.

Despite that, and the fact that he turns into a bat and sleeps in a coffin, he seems to be quite the ladies man, as long as those ladies look a bit like his sisters, which I guess is something that runs in the family. Seriously, look at this.

This is Tiffany and Ivanka Trump:

This is Donald Trump, Jr.’s mistress Aubrey O’Day and his wife Vanessa.

Trump Jr. has a type, and that type is his sisters. And his love of women who look like his sisters got him in trouble with his wife Vanessa when she found out he was having an affair with Celebrity Apprentice contestant Aubrey O’Day, who exemplifies how loosely reality TV shows use the word ‘celebrity’. According to Us Weekly, Vanessa tried to shame O’Day into leaving her husband by using her children.

In early 2012, singer Aubrey O’Day answered the phone to hear Vanessa Trump — the wife of Donald Trump Jr., with whom she’d recently filmed Celebrity Apprentice — on the other end. After finding a treasure trove of emails, Vanessa had just learned O’Day and her husband had been having a months-long affair and she was ready to confront the other woman — with the help of a heart-wrenching ploy: “She called Aubrey with her kids on the phone,” a source says in the new issue of Us Weekly. Vanessa’s intent was to shame O’Day away from her husband — and she didn’t intend to back down. Says another insider, “Vanessa went crazy and was super jealous.”

O’Day is younger than Vanessa Trump and has bigger breasts but is otherwise basically identical, so I can see how she’d get jealous. O’Day also looks a lot like Tiffany Trump. Seriously. What is wrong with the Trumps? Don Jr. apparently told O’Day he was going to leave his wife and kids for her until his father told him to stop seeing O’Day, which is… increasingly hilarious because The Donald was humping porn star Stormy Daniels and had cheated on all three of his wives.

And the romance was very intense. “When it started, he and Aubrey were very serious all of a sudden,” says an O’Day insider. “He told her it was over with his wife, that they were separated and he didn’t love her — all of that stuff.” O’Day, now 34, believed him. “Aubrey fell for him hard,” adds the insider. “She thought they were going to be together for real.”

Don, some advice, man to man: if you’re going to cheat on your wife, don’t do it with someone who looks exactly like your wife and will proceed to Taylor Swiftboat you when the relationship ends.

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Sick O'The Stupid
Sick O'The Stupid
5 years ago

Funny what passes for “news” these days. Apparently it includes whiny pieces like this. Perhaps the author is jealous that HE’s not getting boned by one of the Trump men.