Ivanka Trump Did Some Serious Science Today

Remember when you were in elementary school and you’d go on a field trip to like, the bottling factory and they’d give you a little outfit to wear and let you take home a bottle of Coke after you went through the whole process of how it’s bottled, packaged and shipped? Well, when your daddy is Donald Trump, you can go on field trips like that well into adulthood.

Look at her, playing dress up! What a big girl! I understand tomorrow she’s going to be a mermaid and then go on her big date with Ken.

Honestly, I think this is going to go down in history as one of the all-time worst political photo-ops, right up there with Michael Dukakis in a tank.

There was no shortage of dunks on the First Daughter on Twitter, either, because of course there weren’t, on top of how ludicrous she looks, she’s messing with vape juice in that picture.

Despite what Hank says in his tweet, John Kerry was widely mocked for his picture, in which he appears to be the Easter Bunny emerging from a robot’s birth canal.

Yeah, okay, dial it down with the “stolen scientist valor”, bro. Everybody’s trying to have a good time here. Leave it to Twitter to take a joke about Trump’s idiot daughter making her best science face for the camera and turn it into some big outrage. I swear, I wouldn’t even go on Twitter if CNN, MSNBC and Fox News hadn’t made embedding tweets about something an acceptable form of journalism.

Okay, I take it back, I love you again, Twitter, and you’re totally worth the expense of my fraying sanity.

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5 years ago

If pouring liquid from one vessel to another requires that much concentration, she needs a helmet to put on her pants.