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Kendall Jenner Tells Ellen She Got Her Lip Tattooed When She Was Drunk, Which Also Explains Every Other Lip Tattoo

Kendall Jenner is the “private” Kardashian, which is a bit like being the “poor” Walton or the “smart” Trump, she’s not all that private. Jenner took a break from trying to figure out how her Pepsi ad didn’t solve racism to show Ellen DeGeneres her lip tattoo and explain where it came from.

I hope you’re sitting down for this because you’ll never believe how Jenner decided to get the “meow” tattooed on the inside of her lip: She was drunk. I know, I can’t believe someone would get a weird, inadvisable tattoo while drunk, either.

Ellen asked Jenner “Why meow, why there?” to which she replied “It was literally the first thing that came to mind…I don’t know, just like, my drunk thoughts.” I don’t know what I was expecting, honestly.

Jenner also has a white dot tattoo that isn’t visible on her middle finger which she had done because she “wanted to know what it felt like” because “all her friends had done it”. Yeah, that’s also how I talked my first girlfriend into having sex when I was 17, and it also left no lasting impression on her.

In addition to denying that she’s a lesbian (and let’s be honest, having “meow” tattooed on the inside of her lip isn’t going to make those rumors go away), you can find Jenner in the music video for Lil Dicky and Chris Brown’s new song “Freaky Friday”, and for once Kendall Jenner is the high point of something.

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Wow! That was the WORST song & video ever! Kendall Jenners voic eis awful and what a degrading role for her to play. Terrible all around!

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