Morgan Roof Proves Her Brother Dylann Roof Isn’t the Only Piece of S**t in the Family

Remember Dylann Roof, the little racist twink who shot up a black church and killed nine people to try and start a race war? Well, his sister Morgan is unsurprisingly terrible as well. She didn’t kill anyone, so she’s still not the star of her family, but she did bring a knife to school, which isn’t ideal.

Morgan Roof, 18, was charged with simple possession of marijuana and two counts of carrying weapons on school grounds, according to the Richland County Sheriff’s Department, which confirmed her relationship to Dylann Roof.

The weapons she had were pepper spray and a knife, which I can understand not being allowed on school grounds. But I’m a little tired of people, even terrible people, being arrested for marijuana.

You may have noticed I’ve been calling Roof terrible but all she’s done is carry pepper spray and smoke weed, things that plenty of non-terrible people do. I wanted to save the pièce de résistance of her horribleness for a big reveal, sort of like how the local news will go to every commercial going “Coming up: what everyday household product is posing a new threat to teens and adults?” and then 25 minutes into the broadcast they do a story about dumbasses eating Tide Pods.

Told you she was terrible. Morgan Roof posted the following little rant to Snapchat.

Your walking out for the allowed time of 17min, they are letting you do this, nothing is gonna change what tf you think it’s gonna do? I hope it’s a trap and y’all get shot we know it’s fixing to be nothing but black people walkin out anyway.

No offense ofc buuut

I love the “no offense” part. It’s like the touch of wasabi under the ahi tuna, it gives it that hint of spiciness that really brings home the deliciousness of your racism nigiri.

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