New Donald Trump Moth Has Big Hair, Small Hands, Smaller Penis

Biologist Vazrick Nazari discovered a moth with a golden head of hair and a small penis. Naturally, he named said moth after our current President.

The recently discovered Neopalpa donaldtrumpi moth has 'small genitalia'. It was named after Donald Trump. (Photos Vazrick Nazari) pic.twitter.com/YO8OHkpSqN

— Wild Nature (@wildlifenaturee) March 21, 2018

Meet Neopalpa donaldtrumpi. With a wingspan of .4 inches, Neopalpa donaldtrumpi can be found from Southern California through Baja California in Mexico. Unfortunately, when that wall goes up, it’s going to have a hard time flying over it. But that wall won’t go up for at least another….never.

The new species was discovered by Nazari while he was looking at moth specimens from the Bohart Museum of Entomology in California. He was initially examining the North American moth family Gelechiidae, also known as twirler moths.

Twirler moths earned the name from a habit of twirling in circles when disturbed.

Close enough.

Nazari didn’t name the moth to troll trump for his small penis. He was trying to bring awareness to our ecosystem. He told Live Science, “I hope that the president will make conservation of such fragile ecosystems in the U.S. his top priority. These ecosystems still contain many undiscovered and undescribed species, and deserve to be protected for future generations.”

Wonder how that is going.

In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 29, 2017

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