The Taylor Swift Squad Is Coming Apart

We got Taylor Swift Squad drama!

As you may or may not know, Taylor Swift has been dating Joe Alwyn, but the two never appear together and we’re not even sure he really exists. Given how public her dating life has been in the past, keeping this current relationship on the way down low low isn’t much of a surprise.

But it’s tearing the Squad apart.

An unnamed member of the Swift Squad told Grazia, “Celebrity friendships are weird. You don’t see each other for forever, and you accept that, but Taylor’s gone off-grid in a big way since meeting Joe.” The anonymous member went on to say that Swift told member of the Squad to not bring her up during interviews.

“I even heard about people getting requests not to mention her in interviews. It’s hard when that’s all you’re asked about, but Taylor is hyper-sensitive. I guess you have to be high-maintenance to become the biggest pop star in the world.”

But reports of the Squad’s demise might be greatly exaggerated. A second source told Grazia:

“Taylor’s been keeping a low profile, but there hasn’t been a big fall-out. She was stung by claims her squad was elitist and prefers to spend time with close friends one-on-one at the moment. Since meeting Joe, her priorities have shifted, and everyone’s hoping for her sake that it works out. If it doesn’t, she may find herself having to make some awkward reparations.”

Swift has kept a low profile since the release of her album Reputation last year. Her social media presence has  been limited to promoting tour dates and album releases. And cat pictures. Can’t forget the cat pictures.

The rumor that she and Karlie Kloss had a falling out remains the biggest unsolved mystery in pop culture.

Here’s what we do know: Her tour kicks off on May 8. She’ll be in the spotlight for the rest of the year as a result. So if you’ve enjoyed this public break from the Queen of Pop, it’s about to end.

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Nah. The song is so immature and outright stupid that Kanye is probably somewhere laughing his ass off.

Thao Truong

dont be jealous…that song basically says it all. its genius…how else is it breaking record…if it sucked then everyone would say so….revenge comes in everyway and she got hers by being top of the list…lets see all her haters get there like taylor did. NOTTTT


She could have released a track of her farting and it’d be #1. With her, that’s not a good demonstration of if it being a good song.


It’s genius? It’s not even music.
This generic crap wouldn’t have managed to be a B-side on a Madonna single 20 years ago.


Funny, She sold out 5 nights at the Staple Center for 1989 which seated a total of 86,000 people, She has sold 120,000 tickets in the Rose Bowl so far for the “Reputation”. I doubt he is laughing to loud, he made $31,745,967 on his Saint Pablo Tour, she sold $180,000,000 worth of tickets the first week.


Remember when Taylor wrote poppy country songs…?

Shawn Cicero

wow people are nutty stalkers


Pretend to like her fans? Bwhahahahahahaha you are fucking pathetic.


who the hell are you guys? no names, just jealous of her fame and success. But who can blame you? You do this for green.

Sinead McGowan

ooooh Taylor’s army

Atomic Rat

oh my fucking god !!!!!!

she’s so existential… she’s so multidimensional… she’s so fucking awesomely…. banal and pedantic.

So you really don’t have to have anything one the ball other than a good PR firm and a fair agent to be a success as a pop star.

I didn’t believe them. It’s still hard to believe.


That girl is too high maintenance and a loon.

Atomic Rat

Sailor Twit – the rally face of the nazi generation.

Nice one. The one trick pony and the goosesteppers.

Sieg Heil, frau Taylor. I see you’re on to your next crossover genre.

Not Telling

The only racist here is you. It consumes you to the point of you making retarded comments like this.


“Except, anyone can join. Even if they are not, wait for it, fans of Taylor.” How would a phone app know whether or not someone is a fan of Taylor Swift? What’s it going to do, read all your archived text messages to see if you talk about Miss Swift with your friends and determine if you said positive or negative things about her?

Perry de Havilland

“Taylor has been criticized by just about everyone for not speaking for or against Trump”

Yeah Taylor is missing a beat here, I mean we all just *love* to be lectured by sage-like showbiz celebrities about politics, right?


1/3rd of the country supports being mean and fueling drama, while the other 2/3rds has had enough. So Taylor’s drama filled, passive aggressive, mean girl behavior is no longer tolerated by most. Most of us had enough of Taylor & people like her.

Thai Wu

No doubt she will sell out if her rich father and rich close business connections buy them up to save her REPUTATION.

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