Tiffany Haddish Is Excited to Bang Brad Pitt at the 2019 Oscars

Tiffany Haddish is a breath of fresh air in Hollywood right now. She’s the girl who has no problem saying what she feels and making a fool of herself if need be. She was put on blast by Beyonce and would tell you all about it, if only she didn’t have to sign a non-disclosure.

At the Oscars, Haddish met up with Kelly Ripa. The two shared some laughs and the Girls Trip star showed off her Uggs. Most importantly, she let the world know that she’d be banging Brad Pitt at the 2019 Oscars if they are still single.

It starts with Ripa wanting the play the G-rated version of “Marry, F**k, Kill,” titled “Marry, Date, Ditch.” The first name Ripa pulls is Brad Pitt, which excites Haddish. She says, “I just met (Pitt) in the elevator. He said in one year if he’s single and I’m single, we gonna do it, so…you know what that mean.”

The look on her face is the look you would expect a woman to have if Brad Pitt told them, “We’re hooking up this time next year.”

She is a bit concerned about the kids, saying, “He do got seven kids, I don’t know if I could deal with a man that’s got that many kids.” Pitt only has six kids, unless Haddish just broke the news that someone is expecting a child with the famous actor. Haddish ultimately decided she would date Pitt, likely due to the kid situation.

She chose to marry George Clooney, who only has two kids, and ditch Javier Bardem because she “doesn’t know who Javier is.”

Sorry, whoever dates Haddish in 2018, you’re getting dropped in February 2019. And if Pitt as a long-term romance that suddenly ends early next year, we have our suspect.