Tori Spelling’s Marriage a ‘Shambles’, Is Now a Matching Set With Her Career

Tori Spelling is a crazy person. This isn’t really news, I’m pretty sure it’s why she’s famous, it’s certainly not for her acting talent. Take a look at this montage of her scenes on the first season of Beverly Hills 90210, because if you’ve never seen her acting, you’re in for a treat.

I’ve seen mannequins that were less wooden than her performance. Scratch that, I’ve seen romance scenes in Star Wars prequels that were better acted. Despite that, Spelling has stayed in the public eye by being on reality TV, where you don’t actually need any sort of marketable skill to be a star. And that has put Tori’s prolonged mental breakdown very much in the public eye, which may seem mean, but she’s the one who decided to make her personal life a television show. Entertainment Tonight is reporting that even though she’s trying to keep up a facade of sanity on social media, her marriage is basically falling apart, which means the next Tori and Dean series is going to be lit.

“One of Tori’s main issues with Dean is he isn’t helping with the kids as much as she feels he should. He used to do everything but has stepped away and started taking more time for himself.”

Spelling married McDermott in 2006, and the couple have five children together. As for McDermott, the source says that he’s just trying to keep the peace as much as he can.

There’s the first problem, honestly. Shut the vagina down, Tori. Close it for maintenence. You’re 44 now, that’s the age the eggs start to go bad and you start giving birth to reality TV stars.

“She panics every time he is out,” the source also alleges. “If she doesn’t know exactly where he is, her anxiety goes through the roof. She seems to live in fear he will cheat again.”

That’s a good basis for a relationship, a complete lack of trust to the point of panic attacks. That’s something any therapist will tell you.

ET previously confirmed that McDermott called police on March 7 to do a welfare check on his wife at a location in Thousand Oaks, California. The source claims that prior to the call, the two fought, and she threatened not to come back from a doctor’s appointment with one of their kids.

“She lost it again, she flipped out again and threatened him,” the source claims. “That was the reason the police had to go to the doctor’s office. Dean was worried Tori would take their kid and not return.”

You know what they say, the couple that calls the cops over kidnapping threats together stays together.