Wait, Sanaa Lathan Bit Beyoncé’s Face After All?

According to TMZ, that story of someone biting Beyoncé on the face wasn’t just a fever dream Tiffany Haddish came up with in the throes of turpentine toxicity. They claim to have the inside track on who the biter is, and they claim it’s Sanaa Lathan, who was denying the incident just yesterday.

Multiple sources tell TMZ, Tiffany Haddish has told multiple people the culprit is Sanaa.

One source said it was not an aggressive bite … it was playful and noninvasive, but still caught Beyonce off guard.

Okay, so it was just a playful joke. No harm, no foul, we can all go home, right? She probably gets this sense of humor from spending so many years working with Seth MacFarlane on The Cleveland Show, the Family Guy spin-off in which she played Donna Tubbs, Cleveland Brown’s second wife. Man, imagine going from winning a Tony for A Raisin in the Sun, a serious introspection on poverty and the African-American experience, to making fart jokes on a show where Arianna Huffington plays a talking bear. If that was my life, I’d probably bite Beyoncé, too.

The incident in question went down in December, at an after-party for Jay-Z’s 4:44 concert at The Forum.

The story goes … Sanaa was talking to Jay in a way that made Bey uncomfortable. Beyonce went over to Sanaa who brushed off any insinuation of inappropriate conduct and then gave her a jokey bite.

Tiffany told Beyonce she was going to kick Sanaa’s ass, but Bey told her to let it go.

It’s a good thing Haddish didn’t get into a fight with Lathan, she might have ruined her chances to be the black Gwyneth Paltrow, opening up a website to sell bullshit to morons and calling it spiritual. She can call it Bloop. You can have that one for free, Tiffany.