Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid Have Split, Will Have to Sleep With Other Rich, Attractive People Now

After news of his break-up with girlfriend of two years Gigi Hadid hit the internet, Zayn Malik got on Twitter and confirmed that he was single again. Somehow, I think his fans are going to take this news better than they did the news that he left One Direction.

The Sun had a source that explained the cause of the break-up, which at least sounded amicable.

Last night a source close to couple revealed: “Sadly Zayn and Gigi have separated.

“They are no longer a couple but they do remain close and are supportive of each other.

“The reality is that they’ve grown apart, having been together for a long time.

“They have crazy work schedules that would put pressure on any relationship.”

I mean, it’s kind of sad that things didn’t work out for them. But I’m sure Hadid will have no problem finding another super-famous musician to date. Yo-Yo Ma might be available, she should look into that. I hear she likes Asians.

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As for Zayn, he’s been through break-ups before. He was engaged to his last girlfriend, and he met Gigi like a week after they broke up. Also he’s smart enough to stay away from Taylor Swift, so he’ll be fine.

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hey idiot, two wrongs don’t make a right. it seems pretty self-explanatory, but let me explain it to your dense ass anyway – if you want to be welcomed in a country, you probably shouldn’t pull the chink eyes, insulting both the Buddha and the entire country’s inhabitants. and if you’re stupid enough to have done that, you should probably apologize rather than whine about how it’s the media’s fault. understood?

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lol try harder next time. First that detergent commercial never made it to any large audience because that company took it down and apologized for what they did wrong. And did you know the one-child policy is no longer in effect?

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