Allison Mack Tried to Get Emma Watson to Join Her Sex Cult
Allison Mack was arrested last week for her role in Keith Rainere’s sex cult DOS, which for some reason shares a name with an archaic Microsoft operating system. I’ve told you about this before, but the long and short of it is that Rainere’s weird pyramid scheme management training is a front for a weird sex cult that preys on women who post basic-ass inspirational quotes to social media.
Who can you love a little more today than you did yesterday?#AllisonMack #Nourishment #love #compassion #rainermariarilke #humanity pic.twitter.com/LnEkliqFqJ
— Allison Mack (@allisonmack) June 11, 2017
Be gentle with yourself today. Maybe even tomorrow too 😉 xo (New nourishment up on the blog today)#AllisonMack #Nourishment #PemaChodron pic.twitter.com/wDyJGNznTX
— Allison Mack (@allisonmack) June 12, 2017
“So look at the failures, lean into them and find the lesson deep within the pain.” new blog post!#AllisonMack https://t.co/iuys8bjLOx pic.twitter.com/329OOApUhg
— Allison Mack (@allisonmack) June 13, 2017
Man, quoting yourself in one of those lame inspirational memes is like an undiscovered level of basic that basic bitchologists will be studying for years.
Some interepid Twitter users dug through some of Mack’s old tweets until they got to where she tried to recruit Emma Watson to the sex cult.
.@EmWatson I'm a fellow actress like yourself & involved in an amazing women's movement I think you'd dig. I'd love to chat if you're open.
— Allison Mack (@allisonmack) January 24, 2016
Luckily for Watson all that sisterhood stuff only applies to A-listers, so she never replied.
Some of the contempoprary replies have aged hilariously poorly, though. Let’s take a look.
@allisonmack @EmWatson You both play really strong female characters so I'm all about this collaboration happening. #Smallville
— RΞBΞCΛ (@5Harmoneyes) January 24, 2016
@allisonmack @EmWatson I hope this happens!
— Donald Walraven Jr (@raven1066) January 24, 2016
@allisonmack @EmWatson wowww. Chloe and Hermione are both my favourite because they are so similar in character and now this? 🙌
— 🅿️yjamaz (@CikPJaah) January 24, 2016
@allisonmack @EmWatson
My two fave actresses talking to each other…… That will be great 😊😀— TheScarlettCarson (@sammy_sparrow99) January 24, 2016
I love it. How bad would you feel if you had tweeted Emma Watson telling her how awesome this would be for feminism and she ended up joining a sex cult?
Watson wasn’t the only celebrity Mack reached out to on Twitter; she also asked Kelly Clarkson to chat in 2013.
@kelly_clarkson I heard through the grapevine that you're a fan of Smallville. I'm a fan of yours as well! I'd love to chat sometime.
— Allison Mack (@allisonmack) July 20, 2013
From what I can tell, Mack joined Rainere’s cult in 2006. So this chat would have gone like “How would you like to get this weird symbol that has my initials hidden in it branded on you next to your vagina and then be the sex slave of this L. Ron Hubbard wannabe?”
I have to be honest with you, though, even after everything that’s come out about Mack, I still like her better than Felicity Smoak.