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Women Are Being Nipped and Tucked to Get Kendall Jenner’s Nipples

Sometimes I’m really glad that I’m not a woman. For example, when I saw Adam Devine’s dick, I said to myself “yeah, that’s what a penis looks like.” At no point did it ever occur to me to print out some pictures of a celebrity’s hog, head to a cosmetic surgeon and say “I need you to make my cock look like this one here.”

But this is apparently a thing women have been doing with Kendall Jenner’s nipples. In a video interview with The New York Post, plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe explained that more and more women are coming to him to get the perfect nipple, which right now means injecting the nipple with a filler to make it stay hard and poke out for the next two years.

“I think it would be really cool to just have protruding nipples all the time,” says one patient in the video, who has put way more thought into her nipples than is really necessary. She goes on to say “So, yeah, just to be able to constantly feel like a woman with my proud protruding nipples would be amazing.” I have bad news for her, my nipples do the same thing, are they’re neither proud nor feminine.

Dr. Rowe explains that he “specialize(s) in the designer nipple, a term that I coined,” which seems like the sort of thing you should be arrested for. He explains he can change the shape, size and color of the nipple and the areola, at which point him not being in a straight jacket seems odd, honestly.

Honestly, this is not the craziest thing I’ve heard women doing to look a certain way. That would be Gwyneth Paltrow steam cleaning her vagina, which is somewhat weirder than getting caulk injected into your nipple so it pokes out when you walk around without a bra.

This nipple surgery costs $700, by the way, and that’s on the low-end. You could lay out a bunch more if you’re looking for the full Sienna Miller treatment. You can also get the same look for free with an ice cube.

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opiul99
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hey idiot, two wrongs don’t make a right. it seems pretty self-explanatory, but let me explain it to your dense ass anyway – if you want to be welcomed in a country, you probably shouldn’t pull the chink eyes, insulting both the Buddha and the entire country’s inhabitants. and if you’re stupid enough to have done that, you should probably apologize rather than whine about how it’s the media’s fault. understood?

T.U. A.
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lol try harder next time. First that detergent commercial never made it to any large audience because that company took it down and apologized for what they did wrong. And did you know the one-child policy is no longer in effect?

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