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Tyga Didn’t Have to Go on Maury Povitch to Find Out He’s Not the Father of Kylie Jenner’s Baby

I’ve heard a rumor that when Tyga started dating Kylie Jenner, he wasn’t actually sure if it was Kylie or Kendall he was dating. I can’t really tell them apart either. I guess you could check for Kendall’s lip tattoo. In the long run it probably doesn’t really matter which one is which. But Kylie is the one who just had a baby and gave it a stripper name, Stormi. Which is a step up from naming your kid after a direction, but still.

The Tyga/Kylie drama didn’t end when their relationship did, however, as Tyga apparently claimed on Snapchat Stormi was his and wanted a paternity test. He’s also been dating a string of vaguely Kylie Jenner-looking women since their breakup, but it’s hard to find women who don’t look like Kylie Jenner nowadays. Like Lucy Hale? She totally looks like she could have come out of Caitlyn Jenner. That’s how that works, right?

A source told The Sun that Jenner did have a paternity test and Tyga is not the father, which probably had less dancing than when Maury tells someone that news.

Actually, Kylie and Travis Scott may have done some dancing, because Kylie apparently wants Tyga to leave her alone.

“After a lot of pressure from Tyga, she finally gave in, but under one condition, that Tyga would never talk about it again. But Tyga couldn’t resist.

“Since Tyga’s tweet, the Kardashian family has been irate.

“They are furious with Tyga because he promised Kylie if she gave him his wish and took the paternity test, he would never talk about being the baby’s father ever again.

“While Tyga agreed, after the test came back negative he tweeted a statement that revealed he isn’t the father and has done nothing wrong.

“He can’t take back what he did and this could have ruined his relationship with the Kardashian family for good.”

Oh no, what will Tyga do now that he can’t be a Kardashian? I’ve kept up with them, he’s not really missing out. All this mean is he’ll have to pay full price for old Tupac concert shirts with Kylie’s face screen-printed on them.

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