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Michelle Wolf Made People Sad for Sarah Sanders

Michelle Wolf made fun of Sarah Sanders, who sat a few feet away, at the White House correspondents dinner on Saturday. This made some people very sad for the woman who is basically a megaphone for Donald Trump’s lies.

If you don’t want to listen to the entire thing, here’s what Wolf said.

We are graced with Sarah’s presence tonight. I have to say I’m a little star-struck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale. Mike Pence, if you haven’t seen it, you would love it.

Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited, because I’m not really sure what we’re going to get — you know, a press briefing, a bunch of lies or divided into softball teams. “It’s shirts and skins, and this time don’t be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta!”

I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. She burns facts, and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.

And I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you know? Is it Sarah Sanders, is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is it Cousin Huckabee, is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know. Aunt Coulter.

A lot of journalists came to her defence saying things like

Oh poor Sarah Sanders. She had to sit through 2 minutes of jokes which actually didn’t attack her appearance at all. Boo hoo. Try sifting the web for news every day and having to read all the moronic things Trump says everyday. That’s the real struggle.

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Your a moron

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So it’s okay to call a woman ugly as long as she’s a Republican? Thanks for clearing up that fine point of etiquette for me.

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People who like Wolf’s show also enjoy sitting in full Port-A-Potties for hours at a time in 100-degree heat. It’s a liberal sauna.

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