Shia LaBeouf Owns Up to Having a Small Penis

Shia LaBeouf is not shy(a) about his (la)beef.

Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the Borg vs. McEnroe star discussed his time in Finland, where he spent a month isolated in a cabin.

“For a person who’s not extremely well-endowed, who’s kinda insecure about my own junk, there’s something about sitting naked with a Sami native in a hut getting warm right away before you say ‘hello.’ That kinda thing is a very uncomfortable thing, but in Finland it’s so culturally normal. Here it’s not normal. Guys sit with their boxers on.”

The best part is LaBeouf waiting for this big audience reaction to his comment about not being well-endowed and the audience sitting silently thinking, “We already knew this.”

LaBeouf also discussed his poop-eating dog, but that’s a totally normal thing for puppies to do. In order to make the poop tastier for the pup, he told Kimmel that he’ll add some hot sauce to the brown dessert.

Borg vs. McEnroe opened in less than 100 theaters this past weekend. LaBeouf plays John McEnroe while Sverrir Gudnason is Björn Borg. The film has been a critical success with a current 83 percent fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

That has to make LaBeouf’s little junk feel a bit bigger.