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Dylan Sprouse Reveals Jared Leto’s Method for Hooking Up

Jared Leto’s band 30 Seconds to Mars was the opening act for the CW’s upfront presentation this morning, and the performance went off without a hitch. But just last night Dylan Sprouse, twin brother of Riverdale star Cole Sprouse, made an accusatory tweet about Leto .

I’m not sure what to say about this. Maybe Leto was doing research for an unannounced Harvey Weinstein biopic. I mean, that’s not really fair, there’s nothing wrong with hitting on every 18-year-old you meet. of course, James Gunn added his two cents, implying that 18 is above Leto’s normal age range.

Supposedly, the idea that Leto sleeps with underaged girls comes from a fan fiction story someone wrote about him that was taken as real. I can believe that, because fan fiction writers are weird and people regularly believe headlines from The Onion. I’m not sure if James Gunn didn’t get the memo or he some information I’m not privy to.

Still, I can see why women wouldn’t want to get involved with Jared Leto regardless of their age. He’s a crazy person. No one wants to open up their DMs and find a dead rat because Jared has a cameo in a crappy summer blockbuster.

I never heard how Leto’s hitchhiking trip turned out, but I’m now assuming he just brought dead animals to every young model he could find. It’s the way of his people. Crazy people. Now that Margot Kidder has passed Jared is officially the celebrity you’re most likely to find in your bushes when you wake up in the morning jabbering about satellites.

As for Dylan Sprouse, I have a feeling we won’t be hearing much about him unless Riverdale season 3 has a plot where Sabrina Spellman casts a spell on Jughead that gives him an evil twin or something.

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