Ice-T’s Wife Coco-T Is Still Gigantic Fake Breastfeeding Her Toddler

Breastfeeding an infant is a natural and wonderful thing that is beneficial to the infant and can help mothers and newborns bond. But once the kid is old enough to tell you that it’s hungry, it’s just creepy and you need to cut that s**t out immediately.

Someone needs to tell Ice-T’s wife Coco Austin this, and I nominate Ice himself. I would listen to that dude if he told me to stop breastfeeding, although if I was breastfeeding, I’d hope someone would tell me to stop.

In the comments under that photo, someone asked Coco is she was still breastfeeding and she said she was, for “comfort.”

I think we can all agree that breastfeeding is good, but at a certain point it gets creepy. You don’t agree? Imagine a 40-year-old going “Hey mom, it’s so nice to see you. I’m really famished from my duties as President of France, though, so how about you let me suck on your titties for a while?” Creepy. So creepy.

There is a line, and I’m firmly on the side of that line being the first birthday. Past that, it’s just weird to be breastfeeding a toddler.

It’s great that you love your kids and finally get to put your big fake tits to work the way god intended, but kids can suck their thumbs for comfort, too. We tend to discourage it in toddlers, and that’s just a thumb, not a different human’s breast.

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5 years ago

The World Health organization recommends it up to 2 years and beyond. So it’s not weird. It just isnt seen in the US since women rarely get paid maternity leave. Therefore weaning babies earlier than is normal. So actually that’s weird, not breastfeeding beyond a year.

War Pig
War Pig
5 years ago
Reply to  Letitia

My wife stopped before a year as my two got teeth early. An upper and a lower matching up makes for pincers.

5 years ago
Reply to  War Pig

my wife made mestop because I sucked the silicone out of her breasts.