Mac Miller Arrested for Drunk Driving with a Broken Heart

Mac Miller is taking his breakup with Ariana Grande pretty hard.

TMZ reports that the rapper was arrested for a DUI on Thursday morning in San Fernando Valley after crashing his car and fleeing the scene.

This is why normal people sit on the couch and eat ice cream all day after a break up.

Cops tracked down Miller at his home, where he drunkenly confessed. Nothing worse than a guy who gets emotionally truthful when he drinks. A law enforcement officer said, “He was the most polite and nice intoxicated person we’ve ever seen.”

Miller was driving with two passengers when he knocked down a power pole. Residents still awake at 1 a.m. were not pleased they were missing Seth Myers. All three ran, but left the car. The cops ran the plates, which is how they found him at his home.

His bail was $15,000 and he was released on Thursday around 9:30 a.m.

Remember kids. Friends don’t let friends break up and drive.