‘Dancing with the Stars’ Paige VanZant Got New Boobs

These, unfortunately, will not stop her from getting punched in the face. Evidently, a lot of people have been noticing Dancing with the Stars’ Paige VanZant’s blossoming chest. Did she or didn’t she get breast implants?

Well, the truth is out, yes VanZant no longer has to stuff her shirt. Go ahead and throw away that padded bra. The UFC star confirmed to TMZ that she bought some new goodies.

*cups hands in front of chest*

“Yep, I did get a boob job…I’m a girl and always wanted my own boobs. They never came so I bought them.”

Let’s see her boob job.

Aaaand, pre-boob job.

She looks fine in both, but good for her. She hawks nutritional supplements on her Instagram, so these boobs will mean more followers, which means more money from rando protein powder companies, and that’ll hopefully lead to another reality show stint. The D-list is firmly in sight.

Will her boob job cause licensing problems with the fight commissions? Maybe.

Back in 2017, UFC fighter Pearl Gonzalez almost couldn’t fight because the New York State Athletic Commission said “[d]ue to the concern over rupture, boxers who have breast implants are not eligible to box in New York.” In other words, your boobies may pop. This is Gonzalez.

Yea, I could see those poppin’.

Too bad VanZant jumped divisions to flyweight. She used to fight at strawweight, as does Gonzalez. Two girls with fake boobies rolling around in a cage. Throw in some oil, guys hootin’ and hollerin’ and you have Saturday night at a country bar.

On the other hand, does VanZant even care about fighting? She seems to be more into Hollywood. These new boobs are an investment in her future career. Just ask Kaley Cuoco, she said her implants were the “best decision” she ever made.

One thing’s for sure. Paige’s fiance, Austin Vanderford, no doubt loves it.

He’d never admit it, but he gave himself a high five inside. When she asked if she should get them, he probably said, “Oh yea, whatever you want.” But secretly, he started doing hand exercises to get a better grip in the future.

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Bertje Kops
Bertje Kops
5 years ago

lucky fucking prick