Taylor Swift Is Still the Worst, Wants You to Know How Hard Being Taylor Swift Is
Every time I see a headline about Taylor Swift’s “Squad,” I secretly hope that this time it’s going to have the word “Firing” before it. She’s a rich, award-winning musician whose public persona is to constantly be whining “woe is me” at every turn. Also, her cover of “September” was truly awful, I was actually mad that I had ears when I was listening to it.
Taylor’s latest pity party took place at the first stop on her Reputation tour. Imagine paying hundreds of dollars to see some mediocre singer and then between songs she just talks about how Kim Kardashian was mean to her one time.
“A couple of years ago, someone called me a snake on social media, and it caught on,” Swift said, according to video tweeted by a fan. “Then, a lot of people were calling me a lot of things on social media. And I went through some really low times for awhile because of it. I went through some times when I didn’t know if I was going to get to do this anymore.”
A snake, hunh? You know, I missed that, but she is a snake, isn’t she? This is apparently a thing Kim Kardashian called her two years ago when Swift threw Kayne West under the bus after people said his song “Famous” was mysogynist, faking outrage over it even though Kanye had told her about it in advance.
Wait it's legit National Snake Day?!?!?They have holidays for everybody, I mean everything these days! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) July 17, 2016
A fan at her concert tweeted a video of Swift’s little speech.
Oh no, people called her names on social media!? That’s not right! The proper way to handle conflict is to write a manufactured hit song about your private relationships, not to say something mean on Twitter. If you’re going to s**t-talk someone, at least have the decency to do it on national television when you’re accepting a Grammy like a well-adjusted adult.
