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Taylor Swift Is Still the Worst, Wants You to Know How Hard Being Taylor Swift Is

Every time I see a headline about Taylor Swift’s “Squad,” I secretly hope that this time it’s going to have the word “Firing” before it. She’s a rich, award-winning musician whose public persona is to constantly be whining “woe is me” at every turn. Also, her cover of “September”Β was truly awful, I was actually mad that I had ears when I was listening to it.

Taylor’s latest pity party took place at the first stop on her Reputation tour. Imagine paying hundreds of dollars to see some mediocre singer and then between songs she just talks about how Kim Kardashian was mean to her one time.

“A couple of years ago, someone called me a snake on social media, and it caught on,” Swift said, according to video tweeted by a fan. “Then, a lot of people were calling me a lot of things on social media. And I went through some really low times for awhile because of it. I went through some times when I didn’t know if I was going to get to do this anymore.”

A snake, hunh? You know, I missed that, but she is a snake, isn’t she? This is apparently a thing Kim Kardashian called her two years ago when Swift threw Kayne West under the bus after people said his song “Famous” was mysogynist, faking outrage over it even though Kanye had told her about it in advance.

A fan at her concert tweeted a video of Swift’s little speech.

Oh no, people called her names on social media!? That’s not right! The proper way to handle conflict is to write a manufactured hit song about your private relationships, not to say something mean on Twitter. If you’re going to shit-talk someone, at least have the decency to do it on national television when you’re accepting a Grammy like a well-adjusted adult.

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gem2477
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Nah. The song is so immature and outright stupid that Kanye is probably somewhere laughing his ass off.

Thao Truong
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dont be jealous…that song basically says it all. its genius…how else is it breaking record…if it sucked then everyone would say so….revenge comes in everyway and she got hers by being top of the list…lets see all her haters get there like taylor did. NOTTTT

gem2477
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She could have released a track of her farting and it’d be #1. With her, that’s not a good demonstration of if it being a good song.

BigJimSlade
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It’s genius? It’s not even music.
This generic crap wouldn’t have managed to be a B-side on a Madonna single 20 years ago.

I made that bitch famous
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I made that bitch famous

Oh come on, nobody is jealous of her. Who wants to be a mean Swift pussy to be number one? Only she would.

earlharbeson
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Funny, She sold out 5 nights at the Staple Center for 1989 which seated a total of 86,000 people, She has sold 120,000 tickets in the Rose Bowl so far for the “Reputation”. I doubt he is laughing to loud, he made $31,745,967 on his Saint Pablo Tour, she sold $180,000,000 worth of tickets the first week.

AussieDan
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Remember when Taylor wrote poppy country songs…?

Shawn Cicero
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wow people are nutty stalkers

Mithrull
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Pretend to like her fans? Bwhahahahahahaha you are fucking pathetic.

Moise
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who the hell are you guys? no names, just jealous of her fame and success. But who can blame you? You do this for green.

Sinead McGowan
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ooooh Taylor’s army

Atomic Rat
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oh my fucking god !!!!!!

she’s so existential… she’s so multidimensional… she’s so fucking awesomely…. banal and pedantic.

So you really don’t have to have anything one the ball other than a good PR firm and a fair agent to be a success as a pop star.

I didn’t believe them. It’s still hard to believe.

Larry
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That girl is too high maintenance and a loon.

Atomic Rat
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Sailor Twit – the rally face of the nazi generation.

Nice one. The one trick pony and the goosesteppers.

Sieg Heil, frau Taylor. I see you’re on to your next crossover genre.

Not Telling
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The only racist here is you. It consumes you to the point of you making retarded comments like this.

jay
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“Except, anyone can join. Even if they are not, wait for it, fans of Taylor.” How would a phone app know whether or not someone is a fan of Taylor Swift? What’s it going to do, read all your archived text messages to see if you talk about Miss Swift with your friends and determine if you said positive or negative things about her?

Perry de Havilland
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“Taylor has been criticized by just about everyone for not speaking for or against Trump”

Yeah Taylor is missing a beat here, I mean we all just *love* to be lectured by sage-like showbiz celebrities about politics, right?

me
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1/3rd of the country supports being mean and fueling drama, while the other 2/3rds has had enough. So Taylor’s drama filled, passive aggressive, mean girl behavior is no longer tolerated by most. Most of us had enough of Taylor & people like her.

Thai Wu
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No doubt she will sell out if her rich father and rich close business connections buy them up to save her REPUTATION.

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