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Tomi Lahren Finally Gets a Glass of Water Thrown in Her Face

If you don’t know who Tomi Lahren is, I’m very sorry for pulling you kicking and screaming out of the world of rainbows and smiles you currently live in and into my world of skinny blonde racists yelling. Tomi Lahren used to work for Glenn Beck, until she was fired for appearing on The View and saying women are people, a stark difference of opinion with the other writers at The Blaze. She’s now a contributor for Fox News who believe that she isn’t a racist despite comparing the Black Lives Matter movement to the Ku Klux Klan.

So when I heard that someone threw a drink in her face, my reaction was “How has this only happened once? How does Tomi Lahren even walk down the street without having to dodge drinks like Neo in The Matrix?”

The guy yelling “fuck that bitch” at Tomi’s mother is my spirit animal.

By the way, this was apparently a hip-hop themed brunch in Minneapolis, Minnesota, which are three things that go together exceptionally well. When i think of one of those things, my mind is automatically drawn to the other two, as if by magic.

Tomi Lahren getting a drink thrown in her face was a hot topic of discussion on Twitter, with all the intelligent users coming down on the side “This is good, actually.”

I agree with this general sentiment, honestly. Fuck that ho. Racist ass bitch.

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Kelson O'Sullivan
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Kelson O'Sullivan

How far into delusion are you guys @theblemish?
I’m not a fan of Tomi but damn.
Bunch of cucks are you

Frank
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Frank

Did the author if this article actually go to school? How did this get published…..did he blow the editor?

Stewart
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Stewart

Why do you hate so much? She’s actually dating a black guy. How does this make her racist? Who says we have to believe everything she says? Why can’t people have a different view anymore?

orlandocajun
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orlandocajun

Tami’s accomplice should have ordered a large draft beer and poured it on the POS!

Will
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Will

The writer is a fucking idiot and clearly gets triggered by a little girl with a differing opinion…lulz…pussy

American
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American

Wanting the alien invasion of your country to stop, or just slow down does not make you a racist.

fact
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Once upon a time, the US of A were the land of the free (speech). Today, people like the author of this article are trying to turn it into just another shithole country like a hundred others.
Hint: If the first amendment rights do not apply to everyone, then they are gone. If you are offended by Tomi Lahren, she must have hit a nerve. If you cannot refute her arguments but can only scream expletives really loud, you have lost the debate.

Mikael
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Mikael

You are fucking retards! Lmfao I don’t like her but she isn’t racist. Whoever wrote this article is a pussy ass bitch snowflake hahaha

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