Ashton Kutcher Is Going Bald

Poor Ashton Kutcher. The guy is super rich, is married to Mila Kunis, and has his own show on Netflix. But he’s losing his hair at 40. How can he ever survive?

Appearing on Conan, Kutcher explained that he used to take a drug called Avodart to keep his hair in place. But didn’t want the side effects to get in the way of him having kids.

“I didn’t know: Is it safe to take? So, I stopped taking the stuff about three years ago and now I’m experiencing the hair loss. It’s starting to go.”

Kutcher went on to explain that he’s an “established baseball cap guy.” Baseball cap? I think he means trucker cap. Remember when he made those things fashionable? It was the worst thing he’s ever done in his career. And I’ve seen My Boss’s Daughter.

Let’s all pour one out for Ashton Kutcher’s hair. It had a good run.

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