‘Journalist’ Claims 79-Year-Old Congresswoman Kicked Her Ass, Presses Charges

Laura Loomer is a mental bitch, and if you’ve ever heard of her it was probably because she made an ass of herself multiple times. I was first introduced to this garbage fire of a human being in what is now know in internet lore as The Saga Of Laura Loomer’s Tire, an epic tale of an idiot hitting the curb with a dry-rotted tire and then screaming at anyone who would listen that it was slashed by Antifa or some dumb bullshit.

The pictures of a clearly dry-rotted tire and her claiming the police agreed it was slashed were funny enough. She then claimed the auto shop agreed the tires were slashed by showing a form from the shop in her own handwriting stating the tires were slashed.

And that would have been good enough that no one would ever forget this stupidity, but then she said this:

She wrote:

If you won’t stand with me, then I won’t stand with you. I’m not going to defend people I disagree w/ when they won’t defend me and my tire.

“Defend me and my tire” immediately became a meme that has stuck with Loomer to this day.

Okay, so about that last tweet. Laura Loomer is in the news again today because she filed a police report against 79-year-old congresswoman Maxine Waters for assault after Waters put a piece of paper in front of her camera. I’m not making this up.

If you want to see the “assault,” Loomer posted a video of the harrowing incident on YouTube.

If you’re wondering why Loomer is so scared of Maxine Waters and why she’s following her into the elevator reserved for members of Congress that pretty much no other reporter is dumb enough to go into, it’s because Waters expressed support for the Red Hen throwing Sarah Sanders out, stating “For these members of his Cabinet who remain and try to defend him, they’re not going to be able to go to a restaurant, to be able to stop at a gas station, to be able to shop at a department store. The people are going to turn on them, they’re going to protest, they’re going to absolutely harass them until they tell the President: ‘No, I can’t hang with you.'”

The right has been losing their mind at this comment, calling it dangerous. Sarah Sanders has even requested Secret Service protection from the mean 79-year-old member of Congress. And Democrats have been falling all over themselves to talk about “civility” despite the fact that their very civil presidential candidate lost to the “Grab ’em by the pussy” guy.

According to Loomer, the police told her that swatting at someone’s camera with a piece of paper is “clearly assault.”

These were clearly the same police who told her that her tire was obviously slashed, right? Have you noticed Loomer seems to have a habit of just making up police officers who agree with her? I’m pretty sure the only time Loomer has talked to an actual cop is when they dragged her out of a production of Julius Caeser, calling the play, written by William Shakespeare in 1599, “Violence against Donald Trump.” Yeah, that was her.

I’m fully expecting Loomer to show up in court wearing a neck brace with a phrenology chart showing that Waters should be in jail because she has the cortical bone of a violent criminal.

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Chuck Wolfe
Chuck Wolfe

Eric Karnes, I believe Laura Loomer is a better jounalist than you. Furthermore, your defense of Maxine Waters should make you a seditionist, considering she is also guilty of committing an act of sedition.

D Lyons
D Lyons

Well another ignorant comment from our little Chuckie!


You wonthelp Maxine. She’s a crazy bitch who’s going down. Fuck that bitch. Stupid ass title on this


This hypocrite probably thinks women should be respected unless they are conservative. Look how he refers to Laura Loomer as a mental bitch. I’m sure he would not refer to Linda Sarsor that way. I’m sure he would not refer to the owner of the chicken restaurant in that way. According to this hypocrite, it’s OK to confront Trump administration workers in public and threaten their kids at home but it’s not OK to confront Mad Max at work.


Loomer is a piece of human debris. As are most of your ignorant Rethugs.

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