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‘Permit Patty’ Lost Her Job as a Drug Dealer

Alison Ettel, who is also known on social media as Permit Patty, is having a bad week. First she got caught calling the cops on an 8-year-old girl, whom she ran away from and hid in an attempt not to be seen being a big racist.

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Now she’s lost her job selling drugs as California dispensaries have decided they’d rather not do business with someone who calls the cops on a little girl selling water.

TreatWell Health, a company that sells marijuana edibles, issued a statement on her resignation as CEO in the wake of everyone rightfully hating her.

It is Ms. Ettel’s belief that TreatWell, its employees, and patients should not have to suffer because of a situation that occurred in an escalated moment. And she regrets her part and is remorseful.

Alison has been an incredible asset in the development, marketing and overall success in bringing a highly regarded Medical Cannabis product to market. As a result, TreatWell has grown into a company that has far reaching important medical value and the work must continue. The founding principles in providing the highest-quality cannabis products and for the passion of patient care, has not changed. Ms. Ettel believes in TreatWell’s fundamental roots— that patients come first, and she respectfully wishes the company continued success in all its endeavors.

Yeah, an “escalated moment” resulted in her calling the cops on an 8-year-old black girl for selling water. This is like the time PewDiePie said the n-word and that weirdo alt-right guy who works for that Milo Yiannopoulos weirdo called it a “heated gaming moment.

Here’s the funny part to all of this: She didn’t actually call the police, it turns out. NBC News confirmed with the San Francisco Police Department that no complaint was actually made.

You know it’s summer, and I can relate to Permit Patty here a bit. There are some little kids who run around the street outside my house all day and sometimes that can be annoying. So what I do is I ignore them because they’re little kids. They’re all annoying. But I’m sure I was equally annoying when I was a little kid and I don’t remember anyone ever calling the cops on me. Little kids are dumb and annoying, just ignore them instead of getting into screaming matches about permits to sell bottled water.

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