Australia is the home of the world’s most beautiful women. If you don’t believe me, take a look at the series of photographs Australian rapper Iggy Azalea just posted to Instagram.
Okay, that last one is a painting of a ‘flower’ by Georgia O’Keeffe, but Iggy posted it alongside her new photo shoot. Have you ever noticed O’Keeffe’s flowers look somewhat like vaginas? I feel like I might be the first person to ever make that observation.
Honestly, I didn’t expect the author of lyrics like “Left right back to the middle/Head on a swivel neck till I quivel/Open ya mouth/Taste the rainbow taste my Skittles ah!” to show so much skin on Instagram. She’s a serious artist, after all. Also, ‘quivel’ is not a word; it’s not even a weird Australian word like ‘bogan’ or ‘Uluru’.
Iggy also showed off her poolside look for summer. Even though it’s almost winter in Australia. Winter in Australia is basically summer anyway. The temperature drops so low during the Australian winter that the heat is almost bearable to a normal person.
These pictures are older, but like I’m going to find a bunch of pictures of Iggy Azelea and not use any that show off her, uhh…best angles.
Did you know Australia doesn’t have an official national motto? It used to be Advance Australia, but now it’s just nothing. I’m thinking that they should at least consider ‘Dat Ass, Though in honor of Iggy here. Either that or Everything Here Is Trying To Kill You.