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Tiffany Haddish Might Have Your Dick in a Book

Tiffany Haddish is the best. She’s also a bit…creepy.

Jada Pinkett Smith welcomed her Girls Trip co-star on the latest episode of Red Table Talk and the two began discussing penises. Surprisingly, but not so surprisingly considering we’re talking about Tiffany Haddish, she’s a penis connoisseur.

“When I was younger, anytime I would go on a date I would ask a guy if I could see his penis. And then I would pull out my disposable camera and I would ask him, ‘Can I take a picture of your penis?’”

Somehow, the line, “I want to remember your penis” got men to willingly allow Haddish to take a photo of their man parts. Faces were never part of the deal, but hands were.

“From their hands, you can see, like, dirty nails, dirty dick. The tip of their penis usually match their fingernails,” she theorized. “It ain’t about the feet. It’s never about the feet. Check them hands. If hands are dry and ashy, his dick probably ashy too.”

What did Haddish do with the pictures? Turned them in a coffee table book, of course. And she calls herself a “penialtologist.”

I feel like this is some sort of sexual harassment, but because Haddish is so goofy and lovable, we’re just going to let it slide. If anything, it should be a lesson for men. Keep them hands fresh and clean.

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Honest Abe
Honest Abe
8 months ago

What an untalented, unfunny pathological liar.

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